Hello! My name is Lauren and I'm 21 and I like cats and Fall Out Boy. Oh and I like someone I probably shouldn't.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
lab safety but the teacher just wants you to die
lab safety
- 1. drink whatevers in that beaker. I know you fucking want to.
This has everything I would expect it to have
WE SEE UR CRIME
HIS GUILTY LITTLE FACE OMG
me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me
also me:
if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing
Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there
A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.
“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.
His face lit up.
“But you have to buy it yourself.”
I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.
This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.
jonathan, looking in the window: look! steve’s reading a christmas story to the kids
nancy: see, i told you we could trust him to watch the kids while we were gone
jonathan, internally: i wonder what he’s reading…
steve: t’was the night before bitchmas and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut-
your 20's be like
me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
THE BABIES ARE 1 TO 3 YEARS OLD
WHY ARE YOU NOT MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW AND WHERE THEY GOT THE CANDY FROM?
WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO TALK ABOUT GOING TRICK OR TREATING?
WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING? WHY ARE YOU SUCH BAD PARENTS?
There were 4 sets of parents plus 2 grandparents that didn’t know where they were
The kids went on an adventure in Paris… ALONE
These kids also were stranded in the woods with no milk, water, or clean diapers for several days
with a newborn child.
A newborn who was almost murdered by his brother
These babies also piloted a giant robot dinosaur and proceeded to have a fight with a robot snail during said Paris trip
No logic because it’s a fucking cartoon for kids.
